Mr. Kennington is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He has been known to remodel train stations on his lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. He writes award-winning operas and manages time efficiently.
Occasionally, he treads water for three days in a row. He can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and cooks 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He plays bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. He is the subject of numerous documentaries. When he’s bored, he builds large suspension bridges in his yard. He enjoys urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, he repairs electrical appliances free of charge.
He is a private citizen, yet he receives fan mail. He has been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer he toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. He bats .400. His deft floral arrangements have earned him fame in international botany circles.
He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. He once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. He knows the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. He has performed several covert operations for the CIA. He sleeps once a week; when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him.
He balances, he weaves, he dodges, he frolics, and his bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, he participates in full-contact origami. Years ago he discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. He has made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.
He breeds prize-winning clams. He has won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. He has played Hamlet, he has performed open-heart surgery, and has spoken with Elvis.
Mr. Kennington was born and raised here in good ‘ol Utah. He is the oldest of five kids and attended Northridge High School in Layton. After serving a two year service mission for the LDS church he attended and graduated Weber State University with a degree in Physical Education and Spanish. Mr. Kennington has been at OPA for four years. He enjoys teaching and loves coaching the incredible athletes that attend Ogden Prep. He loves playing basketball (he once played in a record-setting game that lasted 109 hours) and softball, watching good movies, and spending as much time as possible with his amazing family. His favorite color is blue, his favorite animal is the eagle, and he likes to demolish and rebuild sections of his house.