Mr. Kennington is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He has been known to remodel train stations on his lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention and solar usage. He writes award-winning musicals and manages time efficiently.
Occasionally, he treads water for two days in a row, breaking for nothing. He can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and cooks 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.
Using only a shovel and a large jug of water, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He plays bluegrass banjo. He was scouted by the Texas Rangers. He is the subject of numerous documentaries, all of which have multiple award nominations. When he’s bored, he builds large suspension bridges in his community. He enjoys urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, he repairs electrical appliances free of charge, using only a hammer.
He is a private citizen, yet he receives fan mail. He has been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer he toured New Mexico with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. He bats .400. His deft floral arrangements have earned him fame in international botany circles.
He can hurl pickleball rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. He once read every Box Car Children book in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. He knows the general location of every food item in the supermarket. He has performed several covert operations for the CIA. He sleeps twice a week; when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair with one eye open. While on vacation in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small shoe shop. The laws of physics do not apply to him.
He balances, he weaves, he dodges, he frolics, and his bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, he participates in full-contact origami, without a helmet. Years ago he discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. He has made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.
He breeds prize-winning clams. He has won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. He has played Hamlet, he has performed open-heart surgery, and has spoken with Elvis, Tupac, and Johnny Cash.
Mr. Kennington was born and raised here in good ‘ol Utah. He is married to hotty named McKenzie and they have a handsome, red-headed, little boy. His time with them is the most valuable thing to him. He also loves to play basketball, softball, and pickleball. He has been at Ogden Prep for 8 years and has taught Spanish, PE, coached soccer, basketball, and cross country. He has loved his time here and is incredibly proud of the OPA students and staff.